10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "No river, no fish."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.