10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "No river, no fish."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.