10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.