10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---