10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright