10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright