10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.