10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth