10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.