10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.