10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.