10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.