10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]