10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"