10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "No river, no fish."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.