10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo