10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977