10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.