10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.