10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05