10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"