10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003