10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph