10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson