10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.