10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"