10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."