10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.