10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.