10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet