10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear