10 Random Poker Quotes

How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Why not, when some because there are three.