10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio