10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery