10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Those eggs smell delicious!