10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus