10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth