10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The all-in play works everytime but once.