10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fold and live to fold again
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear