10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier