10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi