10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.