10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS