10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom