10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.