10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.