10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi