10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer