10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow