10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon