10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers